Save the Warcraft III environment, say NO TO NOOBS

Alright here comes my official first post.

SAY NO TO NOOBS!

This post will be dedicated to all the gosu wannabes out there who actually have no clue what GOSU means. Instead, the only language they seem to be able to comprehend is Nooblish, in which all they blab about is how other people are noobs, nubs, newbs, or whatever.

What are noobs really? In a sense, we're all noobs, because by labeling someone a noob is essentially saying that this person is not proficient in certain area of expertise; aren't we all somehow inferior compared to the better ones in the game?

However, here we have a group of people who pose divine opinion of theirs and are consistent in calling others "NOOBS" with out any logical explanation. These losers are what really ruins my fun in playing games; especially when I am playing team games.

Characteristics of these TRUE NOOBS:

1. Witty(trying to)/Smartass comments:

These type of people LOVE the attention, it's almost as if they have this magical power to distort human emotions as they carefully construct a sentence that looks something like this:

"I am God, and God is me, I am good because God is good."

or

"I gave a dime to a ho"

or

"do you have a girlfriend?"

some even attempts to rhyme:

"masturbation is the key to satisfaction."

2. Talkative, Demanding

True noobs love to brag about things. They curse and swear when a sheep is blocking his hero; they panic when a footman is scouting his base and a noob will usually ping his base like 30 times JUST TO GET YOU TO teleport to his base.

They love to use these complicated terms to express their feelings:

"LOL" aka "ROFL"

"Fuck" or aka FUCK, FACK, FLACK, FLUCK, F...etc.

"Fag"

"Shit"

that's it.

They love to talk smack to opponents, but the problem persist and is quite similar to people driving on the freeway with a cellphone glued to his/her ear... well I suck at dong metaphors so I'll just put it this way: IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE, THEN DON'T TALK ON THE PHONE! just as if IF YOU CAN NOT FUNCTION YOUR BRAIN AND DO SIMPLE TASKS WHILE TYPING, THEN DON'T, JUST DON'T.

Usually what happens is the noob loves to talk smack but can't back it up because his brain is so small to do simple tasks, and these noobs usually ends up getting owned by others(probably noobs too.) then comes the most hated characteristics noobs have:

3. Irresponsible

Noobs LOVE to blame the loss to you. They simply love it because they have no other way to comprehend the loss. It is the only thing they will do upon every failure in their lives, it's simple, easy and convenient, why not just blame your partners? your friends? your family? your computers?

So given some of the crucial characteristics of noobs, you should have recognize what situation you're in when you encounter dialogs like these:

You: GG GL everyone
Noob: NO BG BL lol
Noob: I gave a dime
Noob: I gave a DIME TO A HO ROFL
Noob: LOL Fags.

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beware of noobs.

The best way to treat a noob, or get rid of them:

After much consideration there is simply NO WAY you can change them nor get used to playing with these people, so the following suggestion is given:

1. When you see one just rape them in the game
2. Send virus to their comps in some way so they can finally STFU for some time
3. Kill them.

Anyway, I hope this guide had been helpful, and if you are reading this post and think that maybe you are a noob that I've just described, chances are you PROBABLY ARE.

If you actually think I am one, then word from ICECUBE:

"YOU BEST TO CHIGITY CHECK URSELF FO' U WRIGITY WRECK URSELF CUZ BIG DIGS UP YO MOUTH IS GON BE BAD FO UR HEALTH"

peace out.

Peace.